Nobody is safer when you make me throw away my water bottle

Big Brother T-Shirts has released an interesting line of Airport Safety tees.   With slogans like ”Nobody is safer when you make me throw away my water bottle” and “Cast Member of Airport Security Theater” these are sure to be a hit with the local transport safety authority.

Perfect for those that refuse to accept the pseudoscience of binary explosives made from toothpaste and contact lens solution.   These would also make great parting gifts for your friendly TSA worker–right before the tasers are drawn.